Wisconsin: Eat Cheese or Die!

(my fave....oh, and something about this thread has prompted me to repost a favorite old joke...[adapted to suit my taste]....)


A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian meet at a dude ranch and are sitting by the campfire.

The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of tequila, takes a long pull, then suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out his Colt revolver and shoots the bottle in midair.

The Californian looks at him and says, "Why, what are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of tequila!"

The Texan says, "Waaal, in Texas, there's plenty of tequila and the bottles are cheap."

A bit later, not to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a bottle of Cabernet/Shiraz, takes a small sip, then throws the bottle into the air, pulls out his .380 PPK/S and shoots the bottle in midair.

The Oregonian can't believe his eyes, "Dang, what the *heck* did you do that for? That was a perfectly good bottle of wine!"

The Californian says, "Why, in California, we have plenty of fine wine... and bottles are cheap!"

So, at this point, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Rogue Younger's Special Bitter microbrew. He opens it and slowly chugs the whole bottle. He then throws the bottle high in the air, but then cleanly catches it, deftly sticks the bottle in his saddlebag, and then swings out his Mossberg shotgun and shoots the Californian dead.

The Texan is shocked: "Jeeez, what the the helllll did you do that for????"

The Oregonian replies, "Waaal in Oregon, we've got plenty of Californians.... but this here bottle's worth a nickel!"