I think Bitt will be most sore that Solaris seems to not be represented in this poll.

Damn skippy!

I can't believe that they included one commercial Unix (HPUX) but not others. I could have come up with some great stuff for AIX, at least:

You claim to have the same set of ideals as those around you, but somehow they're presented in ways that make those familiar with them confused.

Edit: Oh, I ended up being