Except the last drummer I had. She trained with a pipe band, and was brilliant. Oh yeah, and she was gorgeous and would play in thigh boots and a mini skirt. So the drumkit lived at the front of the stage.

Nice gimmick... But still, didn't the kit get in the way of what everyone came to see? Seems to me the bass drum would obscure the view of her lower body, and the tom-toms would generally obscure her... uh.. ta-tas. If you've got a hot chick in your band, shouldn't she be singing or playing an instrument that doesn't cover her up?