I think that's it right there. If you don't use his bogus escrow service, it doesn't work for him. If you suggest a real one you'll probably never hear from him again.

Wow, I knew they did this crap with real money objects like cars, I didn't think they'd bother with something this small (in comparison anyways). These guys must send thousands of emails a day just hoping for a hit, if they go this far down the value pole.