Since we're so good at this here. I don't knw any of the lyrics, but the general story of the song is a scottsman leavs a bar drunk, passes out of the side of the road, teo girls find him and tie a ribbon around his dick. The line "ring ding diddle diddle something" is all I can remember about specific lyrics.

Anyone?
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Heather

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." -Susan B Anthony