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Do you have any idea what the above paragraph sounds like to someone (like myself!) who does not play cards at all, who does not know any of the poker rules, much less the vocabulary? "'Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gymbal in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogroves and the mome raths outgrabe..."

ROFL- that's awsome!

In other news (because I'm too worked up to sleep at the moment):
I just finished 30 places out of the money in a 600 person tournament I did hit the nut flush (since we keep talking about it in this thread) and played it as if I were bluffing (threw in a huge bet on the river). Got 2 callers and tripled up. Now THOSE are some implied odds

I just wish I'd hit the payouts, they were huge for this tournament. First prize was 4K- crazy for a $20 buy in.