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#131248 - 17/12/2002 15:07 Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus)
Ezekiel pooh-bah Registered: 25/08/2000 Posts: 2413 Loc: NH USA	www.jesus.com I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats. -Zeke _________________________ WWFSMD?
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#131249 - 17/12/2002 15:14 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: Ezekiel]
wfaulk carpal tunnel Registered: 25/12/2000 Posts: 16706 Loc: Raleigh, NC US	I'll see it again and again. BTW, I love the fact that he endorses Kohler bathroom products, because, like the rest of us, Jesus likes to take a good crap. _________________________ Bitt Faulk
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#131250 - 17/12/2002 15:15 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: wfaulk]
Ezekiel pooh-bah Registered: 25/08/2000 Posts: 2413 Loc: NH USA	But does it smell? (Sorry, I couldn't resist.) -Zeke _________________________ WWFSMD?
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#131251 - 17/12/2002 15:16 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: Ezekiel]
robricc carpal tunnel Registered: 30/10/2000 Posts: 4931 Loc: New Jersey, USA	Jesus, that's funny! _________________________ -Rob Riccardelli 80GB 16MB MK2 090000736
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#131252 - 17/12/2002 15:22 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: Ezekiel]
tfabris carpal tunnel Registered: 20/12/1999 Posts: 31597 Loc: Seattle, WA	Boy, do I ever love a good FAQ. _________________________ Tony Fabris
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#131253 - 17/12/2002 15:33 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: Ezekiel]
Dignan carpal tunnel Registered: 08/03/2000 Posts: 12338 Loc: Sterling, VA	That's always been one of my favorite web sites. Plus, the guy lives like 10 miles away from me. I hope I see him around some day. But I don't think I'd take a bath with him. It's funny, though. Satan.com was, for a long time, nothing but a crappy holding page. Now it's like a store that just sells stuff based on the fact that it's satan.com. Good wins out over evil once more. _________________________ Matt
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#131254 - 17/12/2002 18:03 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: Ezekiel]
Daria carpal tunnel Registered: 24/01/2002 Posts: 3937 Loc: Providence, RI	A visit to web.archive.org shows that in fact until about the May 3, 2000 date he quotes the content was in fact religiously focused. The registration is a Seattle address (in whois). I wonder if he's leasing it or what.
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#131255 - 17/12/2002 18:09 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: Daria]
Laura pooh-bah Registered: 16/06/2000 Posts: 1682 Loc: Greenhills, Ohio	Well, he is Jesus, the son of God. Shouldn't be too hard for him to be in two places at once _________________________ Laura MKI #017/90 whatever
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#131256 - 17/12/2002 19:24 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: Laura]
tonyc carpal tunnel Registered: 27/06/1999 Posts: 7058 Loc: Pittsburgh, PA	Yeah but by that logic you'd think he'd get play on his own and wouldn't need to post a personal ad... (I'm totally going to Hell.) _________________________ - Tony C my empeg stuff
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#131257 - 17/12/2002 19:45 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: tonyc]
Laura pooh-bah Registered: 16/06/2000 Posts: 1682 Loc: Greenhills, Ohio	LOL You got a point there. I'm probably going there too. Maybe if I took a bath with Jesus I would be absolved of all of my sins or would it just add to them? _________________________ Laura MKI #017/90 whatever
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#131258 - 17/12/2002 20:22 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: Daria]
Dignan carpal tunnel Registered: 08/03/2000 Posts: 12338 Loc: Sterling, VA	The registration is a Seattle address Odd, because he definitely described the area he claims to live in, and it sure sounded like the DC Metro area. I'm pretty sure he used to say what town he lived in on the About or Bathe pages. I think it was Alexandria VA. was in fact religiously focused I guess that plan went down the... _________________________ Matt
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#131259 - 18/12/2002 08:13 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: Dignan]
TigerJimmy old hand Registered: 15/02/2002 Posts: 1049	This guy must be the most pompous, pretentious ass I've ever seen. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. I also noticed that he has no pictures of DC area women who have chosen to bathe with him. Unbelievable. Hilarious. Jim
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#131260 - 18/12/2002 08:44 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: Ezekiel]
peter carpal tunnel Registered: 13/07/2000 Posts: 4180 Loc: Cambridge, England	Probably not THE Jesus? Strong words coming from probably not THE Ezekiel Peter
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#131261 - 18/12/2002 09:39 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: TigerJimmy]
Dignan carpal tunnel Registered: 08/03/2000 Posts: 12338 Loc: Sterling, VA	This guy must be the most pompous, pretentious ass I've ever seen Yeah, and he isn't very good at cello either. I also noticed that he has no pictures of DC area women who have chosen to bathe with him Actually (and unfortunately) he did. There used to be a few pictures up there, but he probably took them down because you could see her face I guess he learned with those other photos. Wow, some women are really sad. _________________________ Matt
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#131262 - 18/12/2002 10:17 Re: Jesus' web site (well probably not THE Jesus) [Re: peter]
Ezekiel pooh-bah Registered: 25/08/2000 Posts: 2413 Loc: NH USA	Probably not THE Jesus? Strong words coming from probably not THE Ezekiel Says who? -Zeke _________________________ WWFSMD?
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