If you are on the fence, I would like to remind you that there will be a tuner given away. As you can see, I have already paid. I will be there and so will the tuner.

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Only non-tuner owners are eligible to win the tuner. Tuner is BRAND NEW IN THE BOX. Given away is defined as FREE. There is no handling charge or any other BS. You have to be in it to win it. I will also be bringing some fine beer. Beer will be given away free whether you own a tuner or not.
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