On a different occasion, Pixel did her best to disassemble a cocket spaniel that was several times her size, when I made the mistake of jokingly telling her to "get it". Off the bed and out the door like a shot, followed by loud yips and clouds of fur. The owners of the dog were really pissed off, but I had told them that if they didn't stop their dog crapping in our yard I'd set the cat on it.

my eyes water with laughter picturing that scene unfold.

"If your dog craps on my yard one more time, I'm gonna staple his ass shut!"