So should I go through the photo galleries and mock everyone else's physical shortcomings?
That wouldn't be very nice, would it?

Nah, I gotta agree with Bitt here. There are definitely no Napoleon complexes on this BBS, and I think that with all of the praise we heap upon Hugo and the rest of the empeg team, it's vital that we "cut them down" every now and again. So far, the only thing we've found to rip Hugo about is his height. Sometimes, you just gotta make chicken salad.