Just a few comments from one of us degenerates who HAS been in a strip club. (Gimme a break, I live in Las Vegas.)

My main problem with the idea (among many others) is that the performers all have fake boobs. -tfabris

This is not true. I wouldn't even say that most have fakes; although the percentage is certainly higher than in any other group you could choose.

After a year in the business, most of the women there tended to become sexually attracted to other women, and I never got that bit either. - bxgurl

I have also noticed that this definitely IS true.

"I've never been in a strip club; but can't imagine why anyone would want to go." -various (my paraphrasing of similar comments)

I thought (and had said) the same... until the day I was talked into actually going to a club. It always seemed like it would be sleazier than the reality.

Be careful. It is absolutely true that it can quickly get very, very expensive; especially for those who have been drinking excessively.

and the chairs aren't sticky

I also have to say... EEEeeewwwwww....