Is heavy New Jersey traffic a rally course?

Seriously, if I get cut off, nearly sideswiped, or nearly rear-ended one more time by a WRX... I think I'm just going to have to get a faster car and have my revenge. ::forced :: Would a 300 HP Buick Roadmaster station wagon scare them off?
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