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One of my friends was a smoker, and training to be a pilot. He would smoke while driving, but was so uncoordinated that he held the cigarette in his right hand. Every time he went to ash out the window, the whole car would swerve 1/2 a lane to the left.

My take on this is that he was probably right-handed and he was simply driving a LHD car, with his cigarette in his left hand (awkward).

Perhaps all right-handed smokers should be made to drive RHD cars?