Okay, has anyone seen this Goldfish cracker commercial with the sing-songy jingle? I don't know whether to laugh or be frightened at the lyrics:

Here's our jingle for goldfish.
We wrote a song for goldfish.
The wholesome snack
that smiles back
until you bite their heads off.

Now see the fishes swimming.
Oh, look! The pretzel's winning.

(spoken) Didn't that make you feel good about goldfish?

Here's our jingle for goldfish --
crunchy little goldfish.
Oh, good. We're at
the part where we show that
they're baked and not fried.

Did you know they're made with real cheese,
even though they look like fishies?

The snack that smiles back --
goldfish.

Creeps me out.

That song is too damn catchy. I have had it stuck in my head more than once.

Dammit, there it is again, thanks. I gotta get it out now, where are my System of a Down mp3s....

Actually, has anyone caught a good copy of that on MP3? I would be interested!!! There is another version for the goldfish peanut butter sandwich cookies. I don't know the whole thing for that one yet...

it's the magical song that can have any lyrics.

goldfish peanut butter sandwich cookies

Presumably something along the same lines as the Whizzo Chocolate Company's product #4 "Crunchy Frog"?

Greetings!

And, yes, there is an official goldfish jingle page. Now if I can just find the audio...

Edit: For those who have no idea why this jingle is so evil, here is a link to the commercial.

I tend to favor the "Spring Surprise."

Anthrax ripple's my favorite.

-Zeke

ps: Hello Carnivore!