Since the topic of an Eldorado Convertible came up, I couldn't resist posting this lyric. It's by some friends of mine, Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff, on their album
Retro Rocket Science.
"Eldorado"
(c) 1999 by Jeff Bohnhoff
to the tune of "Desperado" by The Eagles
Eldorado
With your seats like hard benches
You've been emitting black stenches
For so long now
And it's a hard ride
With your tires for all seasons
An old Caddy squeezin' out
A few extra miles
Don't you try to burn unleaded, boy
It'll overheat you if it's able
You know that premium
Is always your best bet
Now it seems I've heard some loud pings
Coming from your big-block V-8
As you're left behind by some little red Chevette
Eldorado
You ain't gettin' no younger
Your paint and your muffler
Are rusting away
And a clear coat, oh a clear coat
Well that's just some people talkin'
Your prison is shocks that bounce you home all the way
Do your wheels get cold when it's smog check time?
Your spark don't glow and your pistons whine
And your vinyl just keeps cracking day by day
Your transmission's lost its highs and lows
Ain't it funny how the fluid flows
Away
Eldorado
With your time-worn suspension
And Corinthian leather
Oh what a fate
It may be raining
But there's a ragtop above you
You'd better let some tow-truck shove you
("Let some tow-truck shove you")
You'd better let some tow-truck shove you
Before it's too... late