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#172828 - 30/07/2003 11:45 Computer Tech Stupidities
russmeister
enthusiast

Registered: 14/07/2002
Posts: 344
Loc: South Carolina
I work as Tech Support for a small software company so I get quite a few calls a day. I thought you might want to share my laughter at this one...

Me:This is Russell
Customer: Can you tell me what my user name and password is so I can download an update from you website?
Me: Sure. First of all, the user name and password are both case-sensitve.
Customer: Ok.
Me: Your user name is (whatever) and your password is (whatever).
Customer: Ok, Thank you. I'll give this a try.
Me: You're welcome. Bye.

Five minutes later I receive a phone call from the same customer.

Me: This is Russell
Customer: Can you tell me what the password is again please? I must have it wrong.
Me: Sure, it's (whatever)
Customer: And what was the user name again?
Me: It is (whatever)
Customer: Oh, I'm sorry. When you said case-sensitive earlier, I wrote that down as the user name. Do you mind holding on the phone while I try this to make sure it works?
Me: (Trying desperately not to laugh hysterically) Sure, not a problem.
Customer: Oh, that did it. Thank you
Me: (Wishing I could really say what I was thinking). Have a nice day, ma'am. Bye

I've run into some pretty funny instances but I don't think any have been this comical!
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#172829 - 30/07/2003 13:05 Re: Computer Tech Stupidities [Re: russmeister]
Dignan
carpal tunnel

Registered: 08/03/2000
Posts: 12341
Loc: Sterling, VA
That's great I would also have trouble holding in the laughter

I just got to a sample question for the A+ exam that asks basically "a user has complained that his network connection doesn't work. What is the first thing you do?"

And one of the options is:
"Tell the user to turn off his Caps Lock and try again"

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#172830 - 30/07/2003 13:40 Re: Computer Tech Stupidities [Re: Dignan]
tfabris
carpal tunnel

Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31602
Loc: Seattle, WA
And one of the options is:
"Tell the user to turn off his Caps Lock and try again"
Hope it's the right option.
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#172831 - 30/07/2003 13:45 Re: Computer Tech Stupidities [Re: tfabris]
Dignan
carpal tunnel

Registered: 08/03/2000
Posts: 12341
Loc: Sterling, VA
Sadly, no One of those "Tell the user to repeat the steps he's used to recreate the problem. Boooring
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#172832 - 30/07/2003 13:55 Re: Computer Tech Stupidities [Re: russmeister]
g_attrill
old hand

Registered: 14/04/2002
Posts: 1172
Loc: Hants, UK
Not tech related, but this will be amusing to anybody who has read (and tried to follow) a Haynes manual.

Gareth

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#172833 - 30/07/2003 13:58 Re: Computer Tech Stupidities [Re: g_attrill]
tfabris
carpal tunnel

Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31602
Loc: Seattle, WA
Okay, that may be the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
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#172834 - 30/07/2003 14:10 Re: Computer Tech Stupidities [Re: tfabris]
genixia
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/02/2002
Posts: 3411
I'm trying to decide whether it's supposed to be funny or accurate...'as described in Chapter 7' brings back some unpleasant memories.
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#172835 - 30/07/2003 14:11 Re: Computer Tech Stupidities [Re: g_attrill]
wfaulk
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/12/2000
Posts: 16706
Loc: Raleigh, NC US
The one thing they left off is:

Here's a picture of fiddly bit:


Wait. That's Chilton manuals.


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Edited by wfaulk (30/07/2003 14:12)
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#172836 - 30/07/2003 14:12 Re: Computer Tech Stupidities [Re: wfaulk]
tfabris
carpal tunnel

Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31602
Loc: Seattle, WA
OMG, LMAO, too true, Bitt. God, some of those photos were indecipherable.
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#172837 - 31/07/2003 01:40 Re: Computer Tech Stupidities [Re: g_attrill]
andym
carpal tunnel

Registered: 17/01/2002
Posts: 3996
Loc: Manchester UK
Haynes: Two spanner rating.
Translation: Now you may think that you can do this because two is a low,
teensy weensy number... but you also thought the wiring diagram was a map of
the Tokyo underground (in fact that would have been more use to you).




That's bloody brilliant!
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#172838 - 31/07/2003 04:50 Re: Computer Tech Stupidities [Re: russmeister]
schofiel
carpal tunnel

Registered: 25/06/1999
Posts: 2993
Loc: Wareham, Dorset, UK
You could achieve Lasting Fame by sending this story to Computer Stupidities.

I sent this URL to my Dad a long time ago for him to read. Bear in mind he's a Ph.D. in Civil Engineering and was a Professor for many years.

"Well, did you read it? Did you think it was funny?"

"What, you mean people are not supposed to do those things?" (my italics)
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#172839 - 31/07/2003 06:03 Re: Computer Tech Stupidities [Re: schofiel]
JeffS
carpal tunnel

Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 2858
Loc: Atlanta, GA
Fun site, but looks like they aren't taking anymore stories at the moment. To bad, I get good ones almost every week.
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