My friend sent me this. So far as we can see, it isn't from the Onion, but it seems like it should be (great Onion headline this week,
BTW)
ABSENCE OF WMD's IN PRESIDENT'S SPEECH RUINS DRINKING GAME
'Where are the Weapons?' Deflated Drinkers Ask
Bar patrons in Missouri who had planned to do a shooter of tequila every time President Bush used the phrase "weapons of mass destruction" in his speech to the nation tonight were left disappointed as the President barely mentioned the deadly weapons at all.
The game was the brainchild of Jake Hoving, 31, bartender at the Horny Skunk Saloon in Springfield, who invented the game earlier this year when he and his friends were watching Mr. Bush's State of the Union Address and noticed that the phrase "weapons of mass destruction" appeared in virtually every other sentence.
"I was like, dude, let's do a shooter next time he says it," Mr. Hoving remembers.
Mr. Hoving said that by the end of the State of the Union speech, he and his friends had drained the bars "entire supply" of tequila.
"I have never been so polluted," Mr. Hoving said. "It was bodacious."
Knowing that Mr. Bush was scheduled to make a nationally televised address about Iraq tonight, Mr. Hoving gathered his friends at the bar once more to play the WMD drinking game.
But the game "never really got started this time," Mr. Hoving said.
"We had our shooters all racked up, but he only said 'weapons of mass destruction' like once in the entire speech," Mr. Hoving said. "We were all like 'Dude, where are the weapons?'"
As disappointing as tonight's game was, Mr. Hoving remains undaunted, planning to reassemble his pals at the bar for the President's next major speech on economic policy.
"We're going to do a shooter every time he says 'tax cut,'" Mr. Hoving said.
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