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#204201 - 13/02/2004 14:45 Barbie and Ken call it quits
Cybjorg
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Registered: 23/12/2002
Posts: 652
Loc: Winston Salem, NC
Looks like Barbie and Ken are going the way of Ben and Jennifer.

Does this mean the new line of Ken dolls will come with a bottle of Jack Daniels and an alimony check made out to Barbie? Perhaps Barbie will ship with a cardboard box full of Ken's old junk?

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#204202 - 13/02/2004 14:48 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Cybjorg]
cushman
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Registered: 21/01/2002
Posts: 1380
Loc: Erie, CO
Does this mean the new line of Ken dolls will come with a bottle of Jack Daniels and an alimony receipt?

And a handful of quarters so Ken can call Barbie at 3am at the payphone outside of the bar.
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#204203 - 13/02/2004 14:57 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Cybjorg]
tfabris
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Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31602
Loc: Seattle, WA
This adds an extra layer of relevance to the old joke:

"Hear about the new Divorced Barbie? Yeah, she comes complete with all of Ken's stuff."

(Apooligies to anyone for whom that joke hits too close to home.)
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#204204 - 13/02/2004 15:40 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: tfabris]
andym
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Registered: 17/01/2002
Posts: 3996
Loc: Manchester UK
LOL
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#204205 - 13/02/2004 16:20 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Cybjorg]
Heather
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Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 510
Loc: NY
Looks like Barbie and Ken are going the way of Ben and Jennifer.

Does this mean the new line of Ken dolls will come with a bottle of Jack Daniels and an alimony check made out to Barbie? Perhaps Barbie will ship with a cardboard box full of Ken's old junk?



They were never married. They merely lived in sin for all these years.

I'm scared that this was deemed worthy of headline news.
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#204206 - 13/02/2004 16:38 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Cybjorg]
wfaulk
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Registered: 25/12/2000
Posts: 16706
Loc: Raleigh, NC US
It's just a marketing ploy to introduce Ken's new "friend" Bruce.

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#204207 - 13/02/2004 17:03 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: wfaulk]
tfabris
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Registered: 20/12/1999
Posts: 31602
Loc: Seattle, WA
introduce Ken's new "friend" Bruce.
"Barbie, this is my new friend Bruce. He's taught me things about myself that I didn't know before..."
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#204208 - 13/02/2004 17:20 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Heather]
Laura
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Registered: 16/06/2000
Posts: 1682
Loc: Greenhills, Ohio
They were never married. They merely lived in sin for all these years


Didn't they also live with Skipper?
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#204209 - 13/02/2004 18:31 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Laura]
Heather
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Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 510
Loc: NY
Didn't they also live with Skipper?

She was the illegitemate daughter..err I mean Barbie's little sister. Yeah, that's it, little sister.
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#204210 - 13/02/2004 19:33 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Heather]
tonyc
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Registered: 27/06/1999
Posts: 7058
Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
Y'know, I was just thinking to myself the other day "sheesh, there really hasn't been enough Barbie doll talk on the BBS lately..."
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#204211 - 13/02/2004 20:30 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: tonyc]
Daria
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Registered: 24/01/2002
Posts: 3937
Loc: Providence, RI
Should we talk about shoes instead?

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#204212 - 13/02/2004 20:38 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Daria]
tonyc
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Registered: 27/06/1999
Posts: 7058
Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
Think I'll take a pass this time...
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#204213 - 13/02/2004 20:38 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Daria]
Micman2b
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Registered: 27/12/2001
Posts: 441
Loc: Central, NC, USA
In reply to:

Should we talk about shoes instead?




Or body hair?

Sean in NC
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#204214 - 13/02/2004 20:42 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Micman2b]
Daria
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Registered: 24/01/2002
Posts: 3937
Loc: Providence, RI
Or inflatable partners.

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#204215 - 13/02/2004 20:44 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Daria]
Micman2b
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Registered: 27/12/2001
Posts: 441
Loc: Central, NC, USA
I really need one of these... www.realdoll.com . Better than Barbie...

Sean in NC
well, not really
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#204216 - 13/02/2004 20:50 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Micman2b]
Daria
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Registered: 24/01/2002
Posts: 3937
Loc: Providence, RI
Ain't nothing like the real thing baby, ain't nothing like the real thing.

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#204217 - 13/02/2004 21:13 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Daria]
Heather
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Registered: 14/01/2002
Posts: 510
Loc: NY
Or inflatable partners.

Or boobies. Can't forget the boobie related discussions.
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#204218 - 13/02/2004 21:13 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: wfaulk]
tanstaafl.
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Registered: 08/07/1999
Posts: 5549
Loc: Ajijic, Mexico
It's just a marketing loy to introduce Ken's new "friend" Bruce.


Brings to mind a true story...

About 30 years ago, the Alaska State Ferry System was getting ready to purchase a new ferryboat, either to expand the system or replace an old one, I don't remember.

So they had a contest to name the new boat. People came up with the expected names, like "Aurora" or "North Star" or other appropriately Alaskan names.

I was eavesdropping on a discussion about this, when my friend Larry said, "What to name the new ferry? I think they should call it Bruce."

tanstaafl.
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#204219 - 13/02/2004 21:21 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: tanstaafl.]
tonyc
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Registered: 27/06/1999
Posts: 7058
Loc: Pittsburgh, PA
“They ruined all our best names like Bruce, and Lance, and Julian."
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#204220 - 13/02/2004 21:31 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: wfaulk]
Ezekiel
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Registered: 25/08/2000
Posts: 2413
Loc: NH USA
It's just a marketing loy to introduce Ken's new "friend" Bruce.


They come with a house in MA.

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

-Zeke
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#204221 - 13/02/2004 22:07 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Heather]
RobotCaleb
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Registered: 15/01/2002
Posts: 1866
Loc: Austin
Or boobies


nor penis

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#204222 - 14/02/2004 00:12 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: Ezekiel]
russmeister
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Registered: 14/07/2002
Posts: 344
Loc: South Carolina
They come with a house in MA.

ROFL!!!
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#204223 - 14/02/2004 00:53 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: RobotCaleb]
Dignan
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Registered: 08/03/2000
Posts: 12341
Loc: Sterling, VA
Or boobies


nor penis

Damn I wish I could get back in the chat.

Don't forget oobies. Good 'ol oobies.
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#204224 - 14/02/2004 03:13 Re: Barbie and Ken call it quits [Re: RobotCaleb]
andy
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Registered: 10/06/1999
Posts: 5916
Loc: Wivenhoe, Essex, UK
or food, which seems to feature about 25% of the time


Edited by andy (14/02/2004 03:15)
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