In reply to:
Everybody run! It's the topic police!
For some bizarre reason (which will probably only make sense to people in the UK who are of a certain age, but who knows?) the first thought to enter my head when I read this was the phrase "What has a hazelnut in every bite?"
If anyone knows what on earth I am talking about, and aren't too embarrassed to admit it, please back me up... I think I'm going mad!! 
And if anyone knows the rest of the words... I'll be impressed 
Geoff
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Got one of the first Mark 2 empegs...