Ok, I just want to make it clear that I am ashamed to even know this... Why didn't I 'just stop watching the television set and go out and do something less boring instead?' (let's not go there either!!)

I believe, for sake of completeness, and to bring this all to an undignified close, that the words to the advert were... ahem...

"What has a hazelnut in every bite?
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Thick milk chocolate for your delight?
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Nougat and caramel golden light?
And don't forget the hazelnut in every bite"

I am so, so sorry...

Geoff
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Got one of the first Mark 2 empegs...