It's been posted before, but this is Hugo standing behind a stack of empegs:

...on a box.

Which would work, if you couldn't see that he's kneeling in the picture.

I'm 5'7" (taller than Tom Cruise).

And taller than my boyfriend (not by much). And as tall (taller than some) as most of the guys I'm here in Phoenix with.


Please, that's not even short. Slightly below average, but not exactly short. If you were 5'2", I'd understand this.