I dunno. I figure, there's a series of hoops I have to jump through to be entertained in this fashion. TV, game console, trip to Wal-Mart on Easter (I picked up BioShock Infinite on Easter Sunday, all the other stores were closed so it was my only option)... If I have to take a side-trip through Bonine-ville to get there, then it's just yet another optional step in all of this.

In the meantime, Dignan, all your problems are solved. Just let Christopher "Walken" you through it (spoilers):



:-)